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<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: #4c1130;"><oihyoqt>Sistema Operacional MS Mulher: Apesar de recomendações em contrário, um amigo resolveu fazer upgrade de Namorada 5.0 para Esposa 1.0. Depois de alguns dias de lua-de-mel com o <a href="http://www.f2suporte.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=625#" rel="nofollow" style="border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; cursor: pointer;">novo</a>software, surgiram alguns problemas. Afinal, o software Esposa 1.0 exige muito mais que o software Namorada 5.0, consumindo recursos de sistema antes destinados a outros aplicativos.</oihyoqt><br /><oihyoqt>Ao ser instalado, Esposa 1.0 configura-se de tal maneira que é carregado durante a inicialização do sistema e passa a monitorar todas as suas atividades. Certos <a href="http://www.f2suporte.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=625#" rel="nofollow" style="border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; cursor: pointer;">programas</a> de lazer que com o Namorada 5.0 eram executados rotineiramente sem problemas já não rodam por serem incompatíveis com Esposa 1.0. Ao tentar executá-los, Esposa 1.0 trava o sistema inteiro. A versão 1.0 de Esposa fica instável quando está utilizando a placa fax-modess ou quando está com o buffer congestionado, elaborando cópia do usuário. Há outros aspectos indesejáveis do programa Esposa 1.0:</oihyoqt><br />a) Não existe opção para remover os periféricos Sogra e Cunhado;<br />b) Falta o comando Minimizar ou função Inibir quando Esposa 1.0 esta com o Demo;<br />c) A versão 1.0 de Esposa não é função Multitarefa.<br /><oihyoqt>Meu amigo reporta que, ao tentar instalar um outro aplicativo, Amante 2.1, surge no monitor a <a href="http://www.f2suporte.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=625#" rel="nofollow" style="border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; cursor: pointer;">mensagem</a> de que seria preciso antes, desinstalar Esposa 1.0; o problema é que isso acionaria um processador jurídico que eliminaria qualquer vestígio do aplicativo Money, o que torna a instalação impossível pois sem Money, Amante não se instala alegando falta de recursos.</oihyoqt><br /><oihyoqt>A solução para contornar este bug seria a instalação de Amante 2.1 num sistema completamente independente, desconectado de Esposa 1.0, lembrando sempre de evitar rodar qualquer aplicativo de transferencia de dados entre eles. Ou então, eventualmente, <a href="http://www.f2suporte.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=625#" rel="nofollow" style="border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; cursor: pointer;">acessar</a> um provedor público usando login Anonymous. Neste último caso deve-se tomar extremo cuidado ao rodar aplicativos tipo shareware para evitar contaminação de Esposa 1.0 com vírus, sinal seguro de compartilhamento de recursos essenciais do sistema, coisa que Esposa 1.0 definitivamente não admite.</oihyoqt><br />Sem condições de manter dois sistemas independentes, por causa do custo do Hardware, meu amigo optou por um provedor público com login anônimo. Teve que se precaver com este shareware para evitar contaminação de Esposa 1.0 por vírus, porque tal evidência de compartilhamento de recursos essenciais provocaria um severo crash no sistema conjugal.<br />Ao tentar outra vez o software doméstico, no entanto, era tarde demais.<br /><oihyoqt>Esposa 1.0 já havia aberto seu <a href="http://www.f2suporte.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=625#" rel="nofollow" style="border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; cursor: pointer;">site</a> para qualquer freqüentador da Internet...</oihyoqt><br />Por fim, considerando que o atual processo de desinstalação de Esposa 1.0 é desgastante e traumático, meu amigo se dispôs a ir tocando assim mesmo.<br />O problema é que ultimamente ele anda cada vez mais ressabiado. É que se deu conta de uma característica inerente ao produto que está se tornando cada vez mais evidente: quanto mais o tempo passa, menos satisfatório torna-se o desempenho de Esposa 1.0.</span></span></div>
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Uma conversa em uma foto postada no Facebook movimentou a rede social nos últimos dias. Após entrar no perfil do marido na rede social e perceber uma conversa duvidosa com outra mulher, e parte dela “deletada”, a jovem resolveu perguntar à suposta amante o que teria conversado com seu cônjuge.</div>
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<span face=""arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif">Próximo ao natal, Joãozinho resolveu escrever uma carta pro papai Noel, pedindo uma bicicleta. - 'Papai Noel, fui um ótimo garoto este ano, ajudei meu pai,minha mãe e até meu irmãozinho, quero uma bicicleta'. Então parou e pensou: - ele não vai acreditar, vou refazer a carta. - 'Papai Noel, sei que não fui muito bom este ano, mas acho que ainda mereço uma bicicleta'. Não satisfeito, ele joga a carta fora, vai ate o presépio, pega a imagem de Maria, coloca dentro do sapato e escreve a seguinte carta: - 'Jesus, estou com sua mãe, se quiser vê-la inteira de novo, mande o papai Noel me dar uma bicicleta'</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A família jantava tranquila quando, de repente, a filha de 11 anos comenta:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Tenho uma má notícia... Não sou mais Virgem! Sou uma vaca! E começa a chorar, visivelmente alterada, com as mãos no rosto e um ar de vergonha.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Silêncio sepulcral na mesa. De repente, começam as acusações entre eles.O pai culpa a mãe e a irmã por não vigiá-la. A mãe culpa o pai por não ter dado respeito.E é aquela discussão.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Desconsolada e à beira de um colapso, a mãe, com os olhos cheios de lágrimas e a voz trêmula, pega ternamente na mão da filhinha e pergunta baixinho:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Como foi que isso aconteceu, minha filha?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">E, entre soluços, a menina responde:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">- A professora me tirou do presépio! A Virgem agora é a Vanessa, eu vou fazer a vaquinha. 🤣🤣🤣</span><br />
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<b><span style="color: red;">A Saga de Cotoco em 4 Capítulos</span></b></h2><div><b><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></b></div><div><b><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdqyWb-x6m7ZK5zslWYVex0PAICGR2INGD7ix-3rrZGC03yK6rmqeurpc5TNDz3GZ3mFUlZbU2JoHA6jLCj2Eny6qm5jryzDwWmDfVuWF_-eOk4cSISBOC-Ji3r9Izs19kQk77QyIaGaQVIodfPXV7IlWLmMuSxtvFbZ9u1MZFqBIVv3alWMZvDIBp/s361/A%20saga%20de%20cotoco,%20piadas%20do%20jo%C3%A3ozinho.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="268" data-original-width="361" height="297" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdqyWb-x6m7ZK5zslWYVex0PAICGR2INGD7ix-3rrZGC03yK6rmqeurpc5TNDz3GZ3mFUlZbU2JoHA6jLCj2Eny6qm5jryzDwWmDfVuWF_-eOk4cSISBOC-Ji3r9Izs19kQk77QyIaGaQVIodfPXV7IlWLmMuSxtvFbZ9u1MZFqBIVv3alWMZvDIBp/w400-h297/A%20saga%20de%20cotoco,%20piadas%20do%20jo%C3%A3ozinho.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: red;">CAPÍTULO I - COTOCO E O MAR</span></b></h3>
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<b>Cotoco era um menino muito, muito, mas muito triste, pois não tinha os dois braços e as duas pernas . .</b></div>
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<b>Os amigos sempre tentavam levá-lo pra passear e se divertir.</b></div>
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<b>Um dia o pessoal resolveu ir à praia.</b></div>
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<b>- Já sei! Vamos levar o Cotoco -disse alguém . . .</b></div>
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<b>- É isso! Vamos, Cotoco, a gente vai pra praia e vamos te levar com a gente.</b></div>
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<b>- Não, de jeito nenhum! Vocês não vão se divertir se me levarem....</b></div>
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<b>- O que é isso, Cotoco! A gente reveza e cuida de você.</b></div>
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<b>De tanto insistirem o Cotoco resolveu ir, e chegando lá os amigos o colocaram bem na beirada da água, no rasinho e lá ele ficou se divertindo.<br />Mas o pessoal se distraiu e ele foi ficando por lá....</b></div>
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<b>De repente a maré começou a subir, subir e enquanto as ondas iam e vinham ele ia afundando, afundando.</b></div>
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<b>Cotoco então começou a se desesperar....</b></div>
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<b>- Socorro !!!!!!!!!!!! Socorro!!!!!!!!!! - gritava o Cotoco.</b></div>
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<b>Foi aí que um cara, que já tinha tomado todas, o avistou de longe e correu para o resgate.</b></div>
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<b>Heróico, o bêbado pegou Cotoco nos braços e começou a nadar vigorosamente.</b></div>
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<b>E o Cotoco pensou:</b></div>
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<b>- Ufa! Agora estou salvo. .</b></div>
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<b>Porém o bêbado estava indo pro lado errado e quando finalmente o "pé de cana" estava com água na altura do peito, lançou Cotoco violentamente para o fundo da água e gritou:</b></div>
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<b>- Vai, tartaruguinha. . . . vai . . .</b></div>
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<b><span style="color: red;">CAPÍTULO II - COTOCO, O NADADOR</span></b></h3>
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<b>Depois do quase fatídico e trágico acontecimento na praia, no qual um banhista bêbado pensou que ele fosse uma pobre tartaruguinha e o lançou bem longe em alto mar ...</b></div>
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<b>Mas foi então que aconteceu um milagre:</b></div>
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<b>Cotoco começou a nadar com as orelhas!</b></div>
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<b>Cotoco virou uma celebridade. Virou nadador profissional.</b></div>
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<b>Apareceu no Gugu, deu entrevista no Ratinho, ganhou destaque no Show do Esporte e foi chamado para ir aos Jogos Para-Olímpicos.</b></div>
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<b>Chegou o grande dia!</b></div>
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<b>Uma equipe contratada começa a prepará-lo e outra, especialmente treinada, joga Cotoco na piscina, mas para espanto geral, o pobre Cotoco fica parado no fundo da piscina, obviamente sem se debater, e é retirado as pressas para a superfície.</b></div>
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<b>Ainda assustado com o grupo de curiosos que se forma à sua volta, Cotoco vai recuperando o fôlego.</b></div>
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<b>Todos esperam uma explicação para tamanho fracasso até que Cotoco consegue finalmente dizer:</b></div>
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<b>- Quem foi ... o filho da p... que me colocou essa touca?</b></div>
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<b><span style="color: red;">CAPÍTULO III - O CIRCO</span></b></h3>
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<b>Depois da quase trágica aventura no mar e da sua curta carreira como nadador, o coitado do pobre cotoco resolveu fazer um programa que "APARENTEMENTE" não o colocaria em perigo.</b></div>
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<b>Eis que ele reuniu seus fiéis amigos e foram em um circo .</b></div>
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<b>Decorria o número do domador de leões, quando o leão escapou da jaula e foi para cima do público.</b></div>
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<b>As pessoas começaram a correr de um lado para o outro, e os amigos do pobre cotoco, é claro, deram no pé. Cotoco se debatia nas arquibancadas e se esforçava para sair dali.</b></div>
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<b>Alguns, ao verem o pobre deficiente, gritavam para que alguém o acudisse:</b></div>
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<b>- Olha o aleijado!!! Olha o aleijado!!!</b></div>
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<b>E cotoco debatendo cada vez mais rapidamente pelas arquibancadas.</b></div>
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<b>- Olha o aleijado!!! Olha o aleijado!!!</b></div>
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<b>E cotoco, sem agüentar gritou:-</b></div>
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<b>- SEUS FILHOS DA P... !!! DEIXEM O LEÃO ESCOLHER SOZINHO !!!</b></div>
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<b><span style="color: red;">CAPÍTULO IV - O CASAMENTO DO COTOCO</span></b></h3>
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<b>Certa vez, uma viúva rica e solitária decidiu que precisava de um outro homem em sua vida, então colocou um anúncio no qual podia-se ler:</b></div>
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<b>"Viúva rica procura por homem para compartilhar vida e fortuna."</b></div>
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<b>Requisitos necessários:</b></div>
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<b>1 - Não me bater...</b></div>
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<b>2 - Não fugir de mim...</b></div>
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<b>3 - Ser excelente na cama...</b></div>
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<b>Por muitos e muitos meses seu telefone tocou incessantemente, sua campainha não parava um segundo, ela recebeu toneladas de cartas, mas nenhum dos pretendentes se enquadrava nas qualificações.</b></div>
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<b>Porém, um dia, a campainha tocou novamente.</b></div>
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<b>Ela abriu a porta e quem estava lá????</b></div>
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<b>O COTOCO sem braços nem pernas deitado no tapete da porta.</b></div>
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<b>Perplexa, ela perguntou:</b></div>
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<b>- Quem é você? E o que você quer?</b></div>
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<b>- Olá! - ele disse - Sua busca terminou, pois sou o homem dos seus sonhos.</b></div>
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<b>Eu não tenho braços, logo não posso te bater. Não tenho pernas, portanto não posso fugir de você.</b></div>
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<b>- Bom - ela retrucou - o que o faz pensar que é tão bom na cama?</b></div>
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<b>COTOCO respondeu:</b></div>
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<b>- Eu toquei a campainha, não toquei?!?!</b></div>
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<b>......... e Cotoco viveu feliz para sempre....</b></div>
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<br />CORAÇÃO DE MULHER É IGUAL CIRCO: Sempre tem lugar para mais um palhaço...</div>
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O QUE SE DEVE DAR A UM HOMEM QUE PENSA QUE TEM TUDO?<br />Uma mulher para ensiná-lo como funciona!</div>
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POR QUE AS MULHERES CASADAS SÃO MAIS GORDAS DO QUE AS SOLTEIRAS?<br />A solteira chega em casa, vê o que tem na geladeira e vai pra cama, a casada vê o que tem na cama e vai pra geladeira.</div>
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(ótima !!!)</div>
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<br />POR QUE AS ARANHAS VIÚVAS-NEGRAS MATAM O MACHO DEPOIS DA CÓPULA?<br />Para acabar com o ronco antes que ele comece.</div>
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POR QUE APENAS 10% DOS HOMENS VÃO PARA O CÉU?<br />Porque se todos fossem, seria o inferno!</div>
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QUAL A DIFERENÇA ENTRE HOMENS E PORCOS ?<br />Porcos não viram homens quando bebem.</div>
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(muito, muito boa !!!)</div>
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O QUE ACONTECEU À MULHER QUE CONSEGUIU ENTENDER OS HOMENS?<br />Ela morreu de tanto rir e não teve tempo de contar a ninguém.</div>
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POR QUE É QUE OS HOMENS TÊM A CONSCIÊNCIA LIMPA?<br />Porque nunca a usam...</div>
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POR QUE DEUS CRIOU PRIMEIRO O HOMEM, E DEPOIS A MULHER?<br />Porque as experiências são feitas primeiro com animais e depois com humanos!!!</div>
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(essa é a melhor, revanche !!!)</div>
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<br />POR QUE OS HOMENS GOSTAM DE MULHERES INTELIGENTES?<br />Porque os opostos se atraem!</div>
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QUAL O LIVRO MAIS FINO DO MUNDO ?<br />Tudo o que os homens sabem sobre as mulheres.</div>
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QUAL A DIFERENÇA ENTRE OS HOMENS E AS FRUTAS?<br />Um dia, as frutas amadurecem... (essa é ótima!!!!!! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....)</div>
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POR QUE AS PILHAS SÃO MELHORES QUE OS HOMENS?<br />Porque elas têm pelo menos um lado positivo ...</div>
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POR QUE UM HOMEM NÃO PODE TER UM BOM CARÁTER E SER INTELIGENTE AO MESMO TEMPO?<br />Porque assim seria mulher !!!</div>
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POR QUE SÃO NECESSÁRIOS MILHÕES DE Espermatozoides PARA FERTILIZAR UM ÚNICO ÓVULO ?<br />Porque os espermatozoides são masculinos e se negam a perguntar o caminho!!! (hahaha, é isso aí)</div>
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<br />QUANDO É QUE UM HOMEM PERDE 90% DE SUA INTELIGÊNCIA?</div>
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Quando fica viúvo! (rsrsrsrsrrsrsrrsrrsrs) E os outros 10% quando o cachorro morre.<br />(sem comentários !!!)</div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">O </span><span style="color: #ff6600;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Engenheiro</span></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;">ordenou
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">§ Escalímetro,
mostra tuas habilidades ! </span><br />
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Cãozinho pegou um martelo, umas tábuas </span><br />
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num instante construiu um casinha para cachorros. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Todos
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">O </span><span style="color: #ff6600;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">contador</span></span><span style="color: #ff6600;"> </span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">disse
que seu cão podia fazer algo melhor : Cash Flow, mostra tuas
habilidades! O cachorro foi à cozinha, voltou com 24 bolinhos,
dividiu os 24 bolinhos em 8 pilhas de 3 bolinhos cada.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Todos
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">O </span><span style="color: #ff6600;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">químico</span></span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;">disse
que seu cão podia fazer algo melhor :</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Óxido,
mostra tuas habilidades !</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Óxido</span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;">caminhou
até a geladeira, pegou um litro de leite,</span><br />
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bananas, colocou tudo no liquidificador e fez uma vitamina.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">O
da</span><span style="color: #ff6600;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">
informática </span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">sabia
que podia ganhar de todos: Megabyte, vamos lá !</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Megabyte
atravessou o quarto, ligou o computador, verificou se tinha
vírus,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">redimensionou
o sistema operativo, mandou um email e instalou um jogo
excelente.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Todos
sabiam que este era muito difícil de superar.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Todos
então, olharam para o político e disseram :</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">-
E seu cão, o que pode fazer ?</span><br />
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<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">O petista</span></span><span style="color: red;"> </span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">chamou
seu cão e disse :</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Cumpanhêro,
mostra tuas habilidades !</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Cumpanhêro</span> <span style="font-size: 14pt;">de
um salto, comeu</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">todos
os bolinhos, tomou a vitamina,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">cagou
na casinha, deletou todos os arquivos</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">do
computador, armou a maior zorra com os outros</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">cachorros.
E expulsou todo mundo, exibindo um título falso de propriedade.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Ah
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<span style="color: #0b5394; font-size: large;"><b>Pai, como é que eu nasci? - pergunta o Joãozinho...</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">- Muito bem, tínhamos de ter esta conversa um dia... O que aconteceu foi o seguinte: Eu e sua mãe nos conhecemos num Chat desses da Net, que existem para se trocar idéias. O papai marcou uma interface com a mamãe num Cybercafé e acabamos plugados no banheiro dele. A seguir, a mamãe fez uns Downloads no Memory Stick do papai e quando estava tudo pronto para a transferência de arquivos, descobrimos que não havia qualquer tipo de Firewall conosco. Como era tarde demais para dar o ESC, papai acabou fazendo o Upload de qualquer jeito com a mamãe, e nove meses depois o Vírus apareceu e se instalou em casa...</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279635184537137202.post-67088651739466769202016-04-16T13:30:00.000-03:002016-04-16T13:30:35.993-03:00AS MULHERES E A INFORMATICA - #PIADA<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER INTERNET:</b> Aqui no Brasil, são as mulheres de difícil acesso.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER PROVEDOR:</b> Tá sempre ocupada demais pra te ouvir.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER WINDOWS: </b>Todo mundo sabe que não presta, mais ninguém vive sem ela.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER POWER POINT:</b> Só o Bill Gates tem paciência pra aguentar por mais de meia hora.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER WORD:</b> Tem sempre uma surpresa reservada pra você (geralmente ruim) e não existe ninguém no mundo que a compreenda totalmente. Corresponde a, mais ou menos, 99% das mulheres do mundo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER DOS:</b> Todos usaram algum dia. mas agora ninguém quer.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER BACKUP:</b> Sempre você acha que tem, mas hora do vamos ver não funciona.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER VÍRUS:</b> Também conhecida como esposa, quando você menos espera, ela chega, se instala. Se você tentar desinstalar vai perder alguma coisa, se não tentar perde tudo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER SCANDISK:</b> A gente sabe que ela é legal e só quer ajudar, mas por debaixo dos panos, na real, a gente nunca sabe o que ela está fazendo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER PAINTBRUSH: </b>Só serve para seus filhos.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER RAM:</b> Aquela que esquece o que faz assim que desliga.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER HARDDISK:</b> Aquela que se recorda de tudo o tempo todo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER MOUSE:</b> Só funciona quando é arrastada e apertada.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER JOYSTICK:</b> Vive deixando você com a mão suada e com câimbra no braço.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>MULHER MICROSOFT:</b> Quer dominar qualquer um que apareça na frente, e tentará convencê-lo de que isso é o melhor para você. Arquiteta planos mirabolantes para jogar você contra as outras mulheres, e promete que farão o que você quiser se você jogar fora sua agenda com o telefone das amigas. Sem que você perceba, aos poucos, ela será a única na sua vida. Chegará um dia que, até para abrir a geladeira ou pegar as chaves do carro, você terá que pedir para ela.</span><br />
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Se você for um twitteiro/geek de verdade:</b></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1 - Se a Internet fosse um aparelho de som, o Google faria os graves e o Twitter os agudos;</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">2- Cúmulo da Twittagem: fazer a redação do vestibular com 140 caracteres;</span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">3- Cúmulo da Twittagem 2: trocar o contato da namorada no celular pra @namorada;</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">4- Cúmulo da Twittagem 3: ouvir um Eu te amo da namorada e dar um Re-Tweet pra ela;</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">5- Twitter é melhor do que operadora de celular. Já vem com o siga-me habilitado;</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">6- Cúmulo do medo: chamar a polícia porque tem alguém lhe seguindo no Twitter;</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">7- O que o Chapolin postou no Twitter? Sigam-me os bons!;</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Um rapaz muito tímido, esperou aparecer a companheira certa para ter </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">sua iniciação sexual. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Quando finalmente conheceu a garota de seus sonhos, namorou com calma,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">foi ganhando intimidade e confiança até que, após a primeira transa, vira-se</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">para a companheira e diz, cheio de romantismo: </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">— Meu bem, vou lhe chamar de minha Brahma! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">— Por quê, amor? — pergunta moça. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">— Porque você foi a minha número um, querida! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Ela, sem pestanejar, rebateu: </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">— Então eu vou lhe chamar de Peugeot. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">— Por quê? — perguntou curioso. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">— Porque você é o 206...</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><b>Gorjeta grega</b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #274e13; font-size: large;"><b>E o turco saindo de uma boate enfiou a mão no bolso do porteiro e disse:</b></span><br />
<span style="color: #274e13; font-size: large;"><b>- Isso é para você tomar um uísque!</b></span><br />
<span style="color: #274e13; font-size: large;"><b>O porteiro todo feliz foi conferir o presente, eram duas pedrinhas de gelo!</b></span><br />
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color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Noel Rosa era carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Pixinguinha era carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Lamartine Babo era carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Arnaldo Jabor é carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Betinho era carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Chiquinha Gonzaga era carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Mané Garrincha era carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Zico é carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Romário é carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Roberto Dinamite é carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">A Skoll é carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">O maior estádio do mundo é carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">O vôlei de praia é invenção carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">O futevôlei é invenção carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">O futebol de praia é invenção carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">A praia mais famosa do Mundo é carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">O biscoito de praia globo é carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">A maior floresta urbana do mundo é carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Os dois maiores símbolos do País (Cristo Redentor e o Pão de Açúcar) são cariocas...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">A Brahma é carioca...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">O Rio é sol, é sal, é suor, é cerveja, é carioca! </span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><img alt="Icon_clap" class="smilie smilie_314" src="http://www.f2suporte.com/forum/images/emoticons/icon_clap.gif" style="background-color: #181818; border: none; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro'; max-width: 100%; vertical-align: middle;" title="Icon_clap" /><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: red; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Agora, os Paulistas:</span></span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Zé Dirceu e Marta Suplicy são paulistas...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">O Juiz Nicolalau é paulista...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Chiquinho Scarpa é paulista...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Gugu é paulista...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">Faustão é paulista...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">O Tietê é paulista...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">A pior cerveja do país (Xixicariol) é paulista...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">A 2ª pior cerveja do pais (Kaiser) é paulista...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">A cidade mais poluída do Brasil é paulista...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">A cidade mais engarrafada do Brasil é paulista...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">O aeroporto mais perigoso do país é paulista...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">"Ô meu" é coisa de paulista...</span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><span style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';">"um chopps e 2 pastéu" é coisa de paulista... </span><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><br style="background-color: #181818; color: white; font-family: 'Source Sans Pro';" /><br style="background-color: #181818; 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